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25

Jan

Paula Deen’s Health Food Cookbook

C’mon, y’all, this is funny shit.

meganamram:

Recently, Paula Deen has admitted that she’s had Type II Diabetes for years. Accordingly, she’s putting out a cookbook of healthy food. Here are some excerpts!

FRUIT SALAD

INGREDIENTS:

1 lb. bag of Skittles

3 cups ranch dressing

DIRECTIONS:

Mix well. Serve room temperature.

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21

Jan

Tore this down tonight with some friends, since the people who littered in the first place couldn’t be bothered to clean it up themselves. Hey music industry, you’re going to get the votes you want anyway by trading them or doing something else douchy, so stop doing crap like this. No one, and believe me, no one wants to see this shit.
christyfrink:

Friday night reverse vandalism. You’re welcome, Nashville. Next time Toby Keith gets to clean up his own mess.

Tore this down tonight with some friends, since the people who littered in the first place couldn’t be bothered to clean it up themselves. Hey music industry, you’re going to get the votes you want anyway by trading them or doing something else douchy, so stop doing crap like this. No one, and believe me, no one wants to see this shit.

christyfrink:

Friday night reverse vandalism. You’re welcome, Nashville. Next time Toby Keith gets to clean up his own mess.

06

Jan

Content Consumption

Copyright infringement will ALWAYS happen until content owners provide an easy way to sell their content to consumers. Cable = not an easy way to sell their content to consumers. Take HBO for example…instead of selling me their content directly (which I would happily pay for), they put a middle man in there (cable co) and make me jump through hoops to consume the content. So why WOULDN’T I obtain it in the easiest way possible (stealing)? This is not a hard concept to wrap your head around, unless you’re a 65 year old executive for a content creation company. And legislation will NOT fix the problem. Solution: you own content? Sell it to me directly. Threat = neutralized.

God bless America, y’all.

iamsosorry:

You guys are so right! That girl Alana from last night’s Toddlers & Tiaras was saying some pretty wacky things! Where does she get this stuff from? Kids today!

[Random quotes generated by the perennial favorite, The Nietzche Family Circus]

01

Jan

christyfrink:

Happy New Year, Nashville! (Taken with instagram)

‘Twas a good one.

christyfrink:

Happy New Year, Nashville! (Taken with instagram)

‘Twas a good one.

31

Dec

Twenty Eleven

2011 passed in a happy blur of seeing the world, working hard, and most importantly, in good health. With the windows open on my way to a loft dinner party overlooking downtown Nashville and it’s fireworked revelry, I give you 2011 by the numbers.

Days on the road: 122
Miles traveled (by car or plane): 60,418
Cities visited: 23 (Houston, London, New York City, Los Angeles, Seattle, Portland, Atlanta, San Francisco, Las Vegas, Phoenix, San Antonio, Austin)
1/2 marathons run: 1
Miles traveled (by foot): 339.95
Colonoscopies: 0
Best piece of music to come out of 2011, if ever: Holocene, by Bon Iver.

27

Dec

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-25)

22

Dec

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-18)

14

Dec

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-11)

11

Dec

Titans/Saints. Insanity.  (Taken with instagram)

Titans/Saints. Insanity. (Taken with instagram)