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Doctor: You aren’t losing weight because of the disease. Your body doesn’t absorb nutrients and therefore your metabolism slows to nothing as your body prepares for famine.
Me: $&!^%#!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sep
There’s a running joke that I have with some of my friends in which EVERYTHING is racist. Sexist? It’s racist. Homophobic? Racist. You get the picture. Cue this conversation I had today with a buddy of mine as we sat down to record some educational materials for work.
Me: Did you hear the Jags released David Gerrard?
Him: NO WAY!
Me: Yup. And he has Crohn’s too. That’s racist.
Him: No, that’s organ-ist.
I don’t care who you are. That’s funny.
05
Sep
Yesterday my friend Alison and I randomly decided to go to Chattanooga. We meandered around the riverfront and pedestrian bridge, stopped in my favorite north shore shop, wandered through the Choo Choo Hotel (that place smells awful) and ate and drank at Terminal Brewhouse (the best). Then on a whim, we drove up Lookout Mountain, fully intending not to pay for any of the gimmicks, but when we saw the Incline Railway tracks set at their 73 degree angle we just had to. At the top we discovered a battlefield and some really amazing views. $14 well spent, I say.
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Aug