There’s a running joke that I have with some of my friends in which EVERYTHING is racist. Sexist? It’s racist. Homophobic? Racist. You get the picture. Cue this conversation I had today with a buddy of mine as we sat down to record some educational materials for work.

Me: Did you hear the Jags released David Gerrard?

Him: NO WAY!

Me: Yup. And he has Crohn’s too. That’s racist.

Him: No, that’s organ-ist.

I don’t care who  you are. That’s funny.